I have avoided this topic for so long.

I am seriously concerned about this election. I can just picture that one ripping off his pretty lamb costume to reveal the wolf that he really is when he is sworn in (with the Koran, of course). Sure, some of us can see the wolf fur peeking out of the sides of his costume and can even see his wolf-like tendencies. But, others swear that he will be the best thing for our country, no, wait, the economy. Because, (sarcastically) we all know that money is so much better than morals.

Was he even born in the US?

Seriously, I want a patriotic president. One who will fight for our country. One who values the book that I base my life upon. One who will protect us from terrorists, not invite them over for cookies.

Lord, please have mercy on the US.